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Today, I woke up with a foul stench forcing its way up my nostrils. It turns out our septic tank broke, and is now leaking into our backyard, and sadly, our basement. I live in the basement. FML

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On 08/13/2011 at 3:04pm - misc - by thatguythere858 (man) - United States (Kansas)

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Move out of your mothers basement and get your own house..

#13 - On 08/13/2011 at 5:54pm by Glitterhinoceros

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I doubt the system "broke" that way. Your mom probably re-routed the line into the basement to flush you out. All of her unheeded demands that you get a fucking job and your own place have led to this!

Make sure you take your Xbox and porn collection with you before they get covered in shit.

#18 - On 08/13/2011 at 6:00pm by perdix

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