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Today, I was really excited because the girl I'd liked since freshman year asked me out. She came to my house and my mom decided to show her baby pictures of me with tampons up my nose because I'd had a nose bleed. Even worse, there was one picture of me when I was 15 doing the same thing. FML


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On 07/30/2011 at 8:03am - misc - by tamponface (man) - United Kingdom

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You let HER ask YOU out? *look of shame*

#2 - On 07/30/2011 at 1:53pm by ZombieKing1215

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didn't you know enough about those when you were 15 to not do that?? O.o

#1 - On 07/30/2011 at 1:52pm by Iwashere12345

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