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Today, I was walking on the beach when I tripped. I was about to land on a kid's sandcastle, so I tried to dodge by leaning left to avoid it. Before I hit the ground, I noticed the many rocks I was heading for. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23027) - you deserved it (3475)

On 07/21/2011 at 12:18am - misc - by MICHAELTHEA (man) - United States (Connecticut)

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at least you have a kind soul.

#2 - On 07/21/2011 at 6:09am by marinus

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no good deed goes unpunished!!!!!

#1 - On 07/21/2011 at 6:09am by xlord

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