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Today, I learned that when you piss on a hornets' nest from a window, the hornets will go after the source of the stream. It can also cause you to fall through your friend's second story window. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8924) - you deserved it (67150)

On 07/19/2011 at 12:41pm - misc - by freakfreak12345 - United States (Maine)

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YDI for peeing on the hornets. what did they do to you?

#2 - On 07/19/2011 at 4:28pm by Mi24hind

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I see the "I agree, your life sucks" button and the "you deserved it" button, but where is the "You're so damned stupid that I'm surprised you remember to breathe" button?

#33 - On 07/19/2011 at 4:39pm by DocBastard

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