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Today, I learned that when you piss on a hornets' nest from a window, the hornets will go after the source of the stream. It can also cause you to fall through your friend's second story window. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7062) - you deserved it (47604)

On 07/19/2011 at 12:41pm - misc - by freakfreak12345 - United States (Maine)

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