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Today, I was at a fancy restaurant when I knocked my glass of ice water over. In my attempt to clean it up with a napkin, I knocked a freshly filled cup of coffee all over myself. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19372) - you deserved it (6784)

On 07/15/2011 at 1:21pm - misc - by evilwater - United States

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oops I did it again?

#4 - On 07/15/2011 at 4:44pm by themanhw

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Now you have successfully made an iced coffee. Welcome to the McDonald's team!

#18 - On 07/15/2011 at 4:48pm by iAmScrubs

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