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Today, my 16 year-old daughter tried to convince me that tampons don't actually work, all because she can still pee with one in. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27102) - you deserved it (4701)

On 07/11/2011 at 6:23pm - misc - by Username - United States (Washington)

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it's not to late to teach her... you still have two years before she is a certified idiot.

#2 - On 07/12/2011 at 2:59am by stroudie94

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you raised the next Einstein

#5 - On 07/12/2011 at 3:01am by karagarren

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