Today, it's my birthday. I got a phone call from my high school bully, to remind me that he'll always be able to find me and do whatever he wants to me. He does this every year. I turn 34 today. FML
I agree, your life sucks (41997) - you deserved it (6365)
On 07/07/2011 at 8:19am - misc - by Snurkles (man) - Canada (Alberta)
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That's one determined bully.
#1 - On 07/07/2011 at 12:47pm by TheEpicFoo
See in context
call the cops he's a creepy ass stalker lmao
#3 - On 07/07/2011 at 12:48pm by worldcupcheer17
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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