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Today, it's my birthday. I got a phone call from my high school bully, to remind me that he'll always be able to find me and do whatever he wants to me. He does this every year. I turn 34 today. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41813) - you deserved it (6356)

On 07/07/2011 at 8:19am - misc - by Snurkles (man) - Canada (Alberta)

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That's one determined bully.

#1 - On 07/07/2011 at 12:47pm by TheEpicFoo

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call the cops he's a creepy ass stalker lmao

#3 - On 07/07/2011 at 12:48pm by worldcupcheer17

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