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Today, I was the designated driver. It was also my birthday party. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37655) - you deserved it (4864)

On 07/06/2011 at 7:06am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Rhondda Cynon Taff)

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shit!! well, happy birthday!!

#4 - On 07/06/2011 at 9:59am by nahgemoohc

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Well hopefully you'll still get *musical note* birthday sex, birthday sex *musical note*.

#7 - On 07/06/2011 at 10:02am by NomOnShroomz

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