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Today, my mother insisted I thoroughly water all the plants in and around my house before some people turned up. This would be fine except 90% of them are fake. She is convinced it will make them look "realer." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24509) - you deserved it (2413)

On 07/05/2011 at 10:32am - misc - by omfgfmlife - United States (Texas)

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Water them with her stash of liquor.

#7 - On 07/05/2011 at 1:04pm by every1luvsboners

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Always listen to your mother ! :)

#3 - On 07/05/2011 at 1:03pm by xxsarahfxx

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