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Today, my bedridden mother called me selfish. After an operation two weeks ago, all I've done is feed her, clean her and the house every day. She called me selfish because I couldn't lift a TV into her room. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25779) - you deserved it (1655)

On 07/04/2011 at 8:00pm - misc - by Ashleighx94 - United Kingdom

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Start doing nothing for her until she can appreciate your hard work.

#2 - On 07/05/2011 at 2:39am by Livinia

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incapable and selfish are 2 different things

#1 - On 07/05/2011 at 2:39am by bigmanj28

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