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Today, after practicing a song for my girlfriend on guitar all day, I called her over to my house to show it to her. After a long speech about how "this is for you," I played for about 3 seconds before I broke a string, which slapped her in her face. FML

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On 05/06/2009 at 4:12pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (New Brunswick)

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How close was your girlfriend to your guitar? Was she making out with it? I don't see how a string would have hit her unless she was right next to it.

#1 - On 05/06/2009 at 8:32pm by AgentMull

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My string just broke on Monday. Oh wait...its wednesday...Maybe I should buy new strings.

By the way I know how you feel about this. Its tough being a sexy musician.

#7 - On 05/06/2009 at 8:35pm by RARE

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