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Today, on the bus, a delusional old man had an extremely long conversation with me, referring to me as "Leslie" and talking about "our childhood together". Not wanting to hurt his feelings I played along. At his stop he got up and grinned at me, saying "I'm kidding. I never knew a Leslie in my life. Nice rack." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32657) - you deserved it (11851)

On 06/26/2011 at 2:12am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

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i see you have met my granda (:

#2 - On 06/26/2011 at 10:20am by gayboii

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Ahhaahaa, sucker.

#1 - On 06/26/2011 at 10:19am by lionandthelamb61

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