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Today, my grandparents are in town for the weekend and are staying in our guest bedroom. This morning I went upstairs to get a drink of water only to see my 75 year old grandfather standing stark naked with the fridge door open. He then asks me if we have any coffee creamer. FML

I agree, your life sucks (36967) - you deserved it (1565)

On 05/05/2009 at 9:39pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kentucky)

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