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Today, my grandparents are in town for the weekend and are staying in our guest bedroom. This morning I went upstairs to get a drink of water only to see my 75 year old grandfather standing stark naked with the fridge door open. He then asks me if we have any coffee creamer. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43797) - you deserved it (2431)

On 05/05/2009 at 9:39pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kentucky)

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all i can say is "lol" to that... you don't deserve it and you're life isn't really fed, its just a humorous story.

#1 - On 05/06/2009 at 4:14am by Seti

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I hope you were polite enough to direct him to the creamer.
And that's not really an FML, more like "a side effect of people getting old" and "it's bound to happen eventually."

#2 - On 05/06/2009 at 4:15am by sailing

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