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Today, while a very cute girl was explaining the apartment's laundry machines to me, I blurted out, "It's okay, my pants are used to handling huge loads". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12661) - you deserved it (31772)

On 06/20/2011 at 3:37am - misc - by NewTenant (man) - United States (Texas)

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maybe she thought you might have been referring to your dick... not dumping on yourself...

#1 - On 06/20/2011 at 9:49am by mcxhunni

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If only there was another guy around for you to high 5!

#11 - On 06/20/2011 at 9:56am by ChrisLTC

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