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TODAY AS I FINISHED PUTTING SELF TANNER ON MAH LEGS THE PHONE RANG. TELEMARKETER. AFTER RETURNING TO THE BATHROOM I PUTTED MOISTURIZER ON MAH FACE. AS I LOOKED IN THE MIRROR I SOON REALIZED I'D FORGOTTEN TO WASH MAH HANDS. MY FACE IS NOW STREAKY ORANGE. FAT FML
I call BS. Unless you had mistaken your tanning lotion for moisturizer or unless you answer your phone with your feet this seems unlikely. You would have noticed tanning lotion on your phone when you picked it up unless you're an idiot.
YDI for using self tanner. Tanner cream = instant oompaloompa
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Friday 27 March 2015