Today, as I finished putting self tanner on my legs, the phone rang. Telemarketer. After returning to the bathroom I put moisturizer on my face. As I looked in the mirror, I soon realized I'd forgotten to wash my hands. My face is now streaky orange. FML

by Anonymous / 05/05/2009 at 8:27pm / Canada (Nova Scotia) / Miscellaneous

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  • YDI for using self tanner. Tanner cream = instant oompaloompa

    #10 - On 05/06/2009 at 5:07am by GameRater01

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  • I call BS. Unless you had mistaken your tanning lotion for moisturizer or unless you answer your phone with your feet this seems unlikely. You would have noticed tanning lotion on your phone when you picked it up unless you're an idiot.

    #3 - On 05/06/2009 at 4:27am by Internets_

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