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Today, I was so lonely that I was comforted by the sound of mice running through the walls of my apartment. I left cheese and peanut butter out for them to find so that I could at least have a pet for company. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25529) - you deserved it (6969)

On 05/25/2011 at 1:28am - misc - by Anon (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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haha until they have friends over and you have 40 Pets that you don't want

#2 - On 05/25/2011 at 5:51am by bentleysdad11611

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Forever Alone.

#9 - On 05/25/2011 at 6:00am by lolgiraffe

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