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Today, my husband and I got back from our honeymoon and we saw his mom's car in front of our house. When we walked in she asked us so many questions about our trip. The first question she asked my husband was, "Were you satisfied with her in bed?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50818) - you deserved it (2058)

On 05/04/2009 at 1:17pm - misc - by Jess (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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