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Today, my grandma gave me a gift (something she has never done before). I was so excited until I found out it was one of her overdue library books on dolphins. I feel so loved. FML


I agree, your life sucks (46289) - you deserved it (2924)

On 05/04/2009 at 8:35am - misc - by hawtpinkpanties (woman) - United States (Indiana)

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maybe she doesn't like you because you use usernames like "hawtpinkpanties"?

#12 - On 05/04/2009 at 2:55pm by danielle999

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Maybe she just has no clue of the value of books, in her own world she could be giving you a car... Naw she just hates you

#8 - On 05/04/2009 at 2:40pm by rigorouswolf

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