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Today, I noticed an extremely large bug buzzing around my room. After several attempts, I stomped on it with my shoe. I was trying to get a closer look at my victory when it flew into my nostril. Turns out it was just playing dead. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30750) - you deserved it (8320)

On 05/16/2011 at 2:26am - misc - by bugnose (woman) -

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you must have an extremely large nostril.

#1 - On 05/16/2011 at 6:07am by Jimminee

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why would you want a closer look?

#2 - On 05/16/2011 at 6:07am by max_wilder

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