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Today, I wore a Super Mario Brothers T-shirt to school that showed a picture of Mario with a mushroom above his head. I got suspended for "referencing illegal drugs". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38193) - you deserved it (4194)

On 05/11/2011 at 12:10am - misc - by Sola -

vaalcrawford's life also sucks
Today, I puked up a centipede. FML

Mel also deserved it
Today, my fire alarm startled me so badly that I shit myself. FML

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Well, how do you think Mario gets so high in the game?

#2 - On 05/11/2011 at 6:08am by x_Cupcakes

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Mario, hero for all... even the high

#1 - On 05/11/2011 at 6:07am by jackiemoonthepro

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