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Today, I was at church and saw a blind teenager who obviously felt lost. Feeling like I should help I went over and asked if he needed anything. He said, "I can't find my caretaker." I asked, "What does she look like?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10775) - you deserved it (49287)

On 02/28/2009 at 2:59am - misc - by wideman (man) - United States (California)

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