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Today, I was at the hairdressers getting a trim. The lady doing my hair commented on how beautiful and luscious my hair was, which made me feel really good. I later overheard her telling her colleague that hair as nice as mine was wasted on someone with a face like mine. FML

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On 04/15/2011 at 2:43am - misc - by ugly - Australia (Victoria)

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what a bitch!! Shes just jealous op!

#2 - On 04/15/2011 at 5:52am by mariazzz

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Just tell her:

'And people with skills like yours shouldn't be wasted in a hairdresser's like thi-oh wait, you've got no skills so you belong here, my bad. :)'

#5 - On 04/15/2011 at 5:55am by danz123

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