Today, a stoned man tried to break into my house. Naked. FML
I agree, your life sucks (35115) - you deserved it (3939)
On 04/10/2011 at 2:05am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)
torny>horny's life also sucksToday, my husband tried to be romantic by throwing me in a bed laid with roses. Too bad…
Anonymous also deserved itToday, I promised my boyfriend a blow job every time he does the dishes. Every dish in…
I wanna be just like him when I grow up (: lol
#3 - On 04/10/2011 at 6:12am by rushiee
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throw a sandwich at him, it's probably what he wanted.
#8 - On 04/10/2011 at 6:21am by Grand_Cookie
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