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Today, my dad woke me up for the second time to get me ready for school. Wanting me to prove I was really awake, he made me sit up. As soon as he left my room, I dozed off and faceplanted my nightstand. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10771) - you deserved it (39718)

On 04/04/2011 at 1:36pm - misc - by Username - United States (Kansas)

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how about you man up and wake up on your own?

#4 - On 04/04/2011 at 5:01pm by GaryMuzz

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Well GOOD MORNING! Why drink coffee when you can get smacked in the face with a Night Stand?

#7 - On 04/04/2011 at 5:02pm by Tuesdays76

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