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Today, my friends sat me down and said they were concerned I was self-harming. I don't self-harm, I'm just a massive klutz. They don't believe me, and want me to get professional help. And now, because I found it all so funny, they think I'm mentally unhinged. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28771) - you deserved it (4224)

On 03/30/2011 at 1:28pm - misc - by Alisha (woman) - United Kingdom (Stirling)

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Seriously have you read most of the FMLs on this site? Be glad you have friends that actually care about you.

#4 - On 03/30/2011 at 4:35pm by markli

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I found this funny too!

#1 - On 03/30/2011 at 4:30pm by REGGIEstration

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