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Today, I was worried about passing an exam, so I hid a note under my skirt. When the guy next to me was finished, I had to get up so he could leave. With no time to hide the note, I stood in front of the entire class, hand over my crotch, looking as if I had to pee. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5844) - you deserved it (58021)

On 03/18/2011 at 12:14pm - misc - by Anonymous - Netherlands (Utrecht)

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YDI for being a cheating low life crooked lousy student who can't do well without breaking the rules that other people follow.

#3 - On 03/18/2011 at 5:46pm by sailorguy

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Aww, you poor thing! You looked silly because you were cheating.

Well boo fucking hoo, you idiot scumbag. Maybe you'll learn something from this experience, but based on your story, you haven't got two brain cells to rub together.

Repeat after me, "Is that for here or to go?" Get used to saying that.

#20 - On 03/18/2011 at 5:56pm by DocBastard

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