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Today, I banged into a glass door. My friend laughed at me, so I turned around and gave him the finger, then turned back to continue walking and banged into the door again. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11730) - you deserved it (46208)

On 03/15/2011 at 8:37am - misc - by sylverster - Singapore

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well that was stupid, things don't disappear after a wave of your magic finger

#1 - On 03/15/2011 at 11:08am by mrbattleman

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Uh, first time you banged into it must have been such a hard hit, that you lost some short term memory...which caused you to forget you banged into it in the first place. Which is why you banged into it again? haha

#8 - On 03/15/2011 at 11:25am by fatalkiss

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