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Today, I banged into a glass door. My friend laughed at me, so I turned around and gave him the finger, then turned back to continue walking and banged into the door again. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10890) - you deserved it (38257)

On 03/15/2011 at 8:37am - misc - by sylverster - Singapore

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