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Today, I was so lonely that I pretended I wanted to buy something from a telemarketer so that they would keep talking to me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28098) - you deserved it (7254)

On 03/14/2011 at 2:31pm - misc - by lonelynessinCA (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

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op call me! I can hook you up with some shamwows to wipe away you tears. Only $10.99

#5 - On 03/14/2011 at 6:16pm by I_iz_B_a_troll

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Try volunteering. You'll help someone and meet people, too.

#9 - On 03/14/2011 at 6:25pm by chosha

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