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Today, I accidentally forgot my glasses in a store bathroom. When I finally noticed, I went back to find that someone was wearing them as he was walking out of the store. I didn't have the balls to call him out on it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10561) - you deserved it (42748)

On 03/08/2011 at 9:23pm - misc - by Trippy Penguin -

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well have fun paying for another pair,op

next time,grow a pair and speak up!

#5 - On 03/09/2011 at 2:35am by luchie

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grow a pair pussy

#2 - On 03/09/2011 at 2:33am by Battledog5006

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