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Today, I accidentally forgot my glasses in a store bathroom. When I finally noticed, I went back to find that someone was wearing them as he was walking out of the store. I didn't have the balls to call him out on it. FML

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well have fun paying for another pair,op

next time,grow a pair and speak up!

#5 - On 03/09/2011 at 2:35am by luchie

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+8

Looks like someone just...
*puts on glasses*
stole your glasses
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!

#24 - On 03/09/2011 at 3:19am by FYLDeep

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