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Today, I went to a rave where apparently one of my favorite rappers was supposed to perform. I stood in line for 2 hours in the rain, got pushed and shoved, and had to witness a bunch of drunken idiots puke all over the place. Once I finally got to the front of the line, they closed the doors. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24378) - you deserved it (4786)

On 03/06/2011 at 2:25am - misc - by bullllllshittttt (man) - United States (Georgia)

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You live, you learn.

#4 - On 03/06/2011 at 10:33am by Ranimal

See in context

+3 | 7

Rave? Rappers? Does not compute.

#55 - On 03/06/2011 at 2:53pm by TheXTG8680

See in context

+3

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