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Today, I made plans with an old friend that I haven't seen in years. We agreed to meet at a diner and I told him I'd be standing outside. I watched him pull up, look right at me, then do something with his phone. Seconds later, I got a text saying "Sorry, but I'm busy today and can't make it." FML

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u should have gon up to his car and stare at him

#1 - On 02/27/2011 at 3:08am by brentfahey

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He probably didn't recognize you...
Eh, who am I kidding?

#2 - On 02/27/2011 at 3:08am by Adamantoise

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