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Today, while waiting in line for the ski lift, the lady behind me kept stepping on my skis. Annoyed, I turned around and shouted at her "Get the f*ck off my skis!" Just as the last word escaped my mouth, I noticed that my skis were crossed and it was actually me stepping on them. FML
Even if she were stepping on your skis, she probably would have been doing it by accident. No reason to be so bitchy about it.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Tuesday 22 July 2014