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Today, while waiting in line for the ski lift, the lady behind me kept stepping on my skis. Annoyed, I turned around and shouted at her "Get the f*ck off my skis!" Just as the last word escaped my mouth, I noticed that my skis were crossed and it was actually me stepping on them. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6423) - you deserved it (56489)

On 02/26/2011 at 4:36pm - misc - by bitchyskier - United States (Wisconsin)

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That's what you get for being rude.

#3 - On 02/26/2011 at 5:58pm by illmatic2

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Even if she were stepping on your skis, she probably would have been doing it by accident. No reason to be so bitchy about it.

#7 - On 02/26/2011 at 6:00pm by Privations

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