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Today, while at a work meeting, I finally summoned up the courage to share and express my opinions about unprofessionalism in the office. After the meeting, I went to clean up, only to notice in the bathroom mirror that I'd had a booger pasted across my forehead throughout the meeting. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14690) - you deserved it (14594)

On 02/24/2011 at 3:27am - misc - by Eric Forrest - United States (Utah)

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Well, that snot very professional!

#18 - On 02/24/2011 at 11:43am by perdix

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I feel you, OP. The fart jokes around my office are really starting to stink.

#19 - On 02/24/2011 at 11:49am by UpsidedownKayak

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