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Today, as I go to a small private Christian college, the academic dean came up to me and asked me to put some old records on CD, since I have a record player that can do that. I had to listen to eight records of old students from the 1970's singing bible thumper Christian hippie music. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19509) - you deserved it (8405)

On 02/18/2011 at 10:25am - misc - by Shodan2112 (woman) - United States (Washington)

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Gimme that CHRISTIAN SIDE HUGG!

#2 - On 02/18/2011 at 1:05pm by BahahahLOL

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1. Why go to school there when it seems like you disagree with their views?
2. Why did you do it? He couldn't force you, could he?
3. No volume control? I don't know about record players, but if they do have one, that could have been easily fixed.

#13 - On 02/18/2011 at 1:37pm by dudeitsdanny

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