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Today, instead of pushing me away or simply stopping for a minute, my girlfriend kept kissing me as she was trying to get phlegm out of her throat. The slimy goo ended up in the back of my mouth. I can still taste it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39772) - you deserved it (4306)

On 02/18/2011 at 2:35am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada

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As if it needed to be said, her actions were snot for the greater good.

#1 - On 02/18/2011 at 5:50am by redbluegreen

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Oh my.. *shudders*
*shudders again* Brr. Yuck.

#12 - On 02/18/2011 at 6:08am by Doortje

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