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Today, instead of pushing me away or simply stopping for a minute, my girlfriend kept kissing me as she was trying to get phlegm out of her throat. The slimy goo ended up in the back of my mouth. I can still taste it. FML
As if it needed to be said, her actions were snot for the greater good.
Oh my.. *shudders*
*shudders again* Brr. Yuck.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Tuesday 22 July 2014