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Today, I ate at Chipotle. There was a girl sitting alone, so I asked if I could eat lunch with her. She said yes, and as I sat down I tried to open my bag of chips. When trying to do so, my hand slipped, and I punched myself in the face. She laughed, and promptly left. FML
Not to bad, at least you didn't get shut down right away... or punch her in the face.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 5 February 2016