Today, I ate at Chipotle. There was a girl sitting alone, so I asked if I could eat lunch with her. She said yes, and as I sat down I tried to open my bag of chips. When trying to do so, my hand slipped, and I punched myself in the face. She laughed, and promptly left. FML

by justmyluck? / 02/17/2011 at 10:02pm / Miscellaneous

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  • owned no but really that was mean of her

    #1 - On 02/18/2011 at 2:56am by LowLives

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  • Not to bad, at least you didn't get shut down right away... or punch her in the face.

    #3 - On 02/18/2011 at 2:57am by rafty4life

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