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Today, I woke up to a text from my boyfriend asking if I'd Skype with him. Thinking he'd find my tousled bed hair and big t-shirt sexy, I went on. The first thing he noticed was the massive booger on my face that stretched from my nose to the other side of my cheek. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11272) - you deserved it (32937)

On 02/17/2011 at 12:29pm - misc - by Whatever479 - Ireland (Dublin)

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You should of looked at yourself before logging on. Not trying to be captain obvious or anything.

#4 - On 02/17/2011 at 5:18pm by chlorinegreen

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messy hair and a mans shirt is only sexy if you woke up next to him. ydi.

#10 - On 02/17/2011 at 5:21pm by vtoslayer

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