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Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. Within seconds of getting my drink, I spilled it all over the table and my scarf. When the waiter was helping clean up the spill, he knocked over my boyfriend's drink. All over my pants. FML
Make the best of any Situation.
BAM. You should of had sex then and there.
From your boyfriends perspective at least this is a win. I mean he hasn't even paid for dinner yet and already you are all wet. ;-)
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.