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Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. Within seconds of getting my drink, I spilled it all over the table and my scarf. When the waiter was helping clean up the spill, he knocked over my boyfriend's drink. All over my pants. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26999) - you deserved it (4477)

On 02/16/2011 at 2:40am - misc - by Tori (woman) - United States (Colorado)

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Make the best of any Situation.

BAM. You should of had sex then and there.

#2 - On 02/16/2011 at 6:06am by TheFlyingMan

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Lol you peed.

#23 - On 02/16/2011 at 6:51am by monkeytherat

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