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Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. Within seconds of getting my drink, I spilled it all over the table and my scarf. When the waiter was helping clean up the spill, he knocked over my boyfriend's drink. All over my pants. FML


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On 02/16/2011 at 2:40am - misc - by Tori (woman) - United States (Colorado)

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Make the best of any Situation.

BAM. You should of had sex then and there.

#2 - On 02/16/2011 at 6:06am by TheFlyingMan

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From your boyfriends perspective at least this is a win. I mean he hasn't even paid for dinner yet and already you are all wet. ;-)

#27 - On 02/16/2011 at 7:00am by Jimboom

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