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Today, I was walking to the shops when I saw my friend about 10 metres in front of me, waiting at the traffic lights, by herself. Jokingly, I shouted out "Who's that really ugly person waiting at the lights?" The girl turned around. It wasn't my friend. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7864) - you deserved it (30127)

On 02/07/2011 at 6:43am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

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I'm dying to know what the doppelganger's response was.

#5 - On 02/07/2011 at 10:07am by Showmehowtolive

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well, I hope you said, "I'm so sorry! I thought you were my friend and I was kidding around. I washy really saying you were ugly!"

also, YDI for yelling something like that when you couldn't have been 100% sure it was your friend.

#12 - On 02/07/2011 at 10:15am by gusgus36

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