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Today, it was both my and my stepmother's birthday. In preparation, my dad bought a huge banner with my stepmother's name on it, and a lovely birthday cake. When I told him it was also my birthday, he just grunted and taped a post-it note to the banner with my name on it. Same with the cake. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37001) - you deserved it (2567)

On 02/05/2011 at 3:30pm - misc - by stinkerweeder (woman) - United States (Utah)

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as soon as u can u need to leave there is no reason ur dad should be putting anyone before his own child

#5 - On 02/05/2011 at 8:05pm by babyblue666

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Your dad didn't know it was your birthday? wow great dad.

#3 - On 02/05/2011 at 8:03pm by Raaaawr123

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