Today, in the middle of the night, my fiancé started yelling gibberish in his sleep. When I tried to wake him, he punched me square in the face. FML
I agree, your life sucks (28448) - you deserved it (6762)
On 02/04/2011 at 7:05pm - misc - by nosleep (woman) - Australia (Queensland)
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Today in the middle of the night....
#2 - On 02/05/2011 at 1:43am by Ben360
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You interrupted his conversation with the devil.
#4 - On 02/05/2011 at 1:44am by DigitalKnight
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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