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Today, I came home from a vacation. It had snowed, so I decided to shovel the front walk. While shoveling, I found a dead skunk frozen solid on the sidewalk. I tried to pick it up with my shovel, but it stuck. It won't move 'til the ice melts. FML


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On 02/03/2011 at 7:59pm - misc - by theyreallydosmell -

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RIP Pepe Le Pew. ):

#2 - On 02/04/2011 at 3:09am by LetsRollOut

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Have you considered taking action to melt or break the ice yourself? Seriously, this is not a difficult problem to solve, so you deserve it for every minute it remains out there.

#1 - On 02/04/2011 at 3:08am by zargon

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