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Today, I came home from a vacation. It had snowed, so I decided to shovel the front walk. While shoveling, I found a dead skunk frozen solid on the sidewalk. I tried to pick it up with my shovel, but it stuck. It won't move 'til the ice melts. FML

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RIP Pepe Le Pew. ):

#2 - On 02/04/2011 at 3:09am by LetsRollOut

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Poor skunk. Leave it frozen then thousands of years later, the skunk can be in the future.

#5 - On 02/04/2011 at 3:13am by RinnieRiot

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