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Today, I drove a friend to the emergency room because he thought he had appendicitis. While sitting in the waiting room, I got puked on by a child. My friend's diagnosis? Gas. So he also farted all the way home. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28610) - you deserved it (2922)

On 02/02/2011 at 4:07pm - misc - by alephnull (man) - Canada (Alberta)

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Awwww you're a true friend op. I wish I had a friend like you :)

#3 - On 02/02/2011 at 7:10pm by sweet_candy_

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Make him give that to gas to your car for driving him to the hospital.

#2 - On 02/02/2011 at 7:09pm by DDPT2

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