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Today, I drove a friend to the emergency room because he thought he had appendicitis. While sitting in the waiting room, I got puked on by a child. My friend's diagnosis? Gas. So he also farted all the way home. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25753) - you deserved it (2706)

On 02/02/2011 at 4:07pm - misc - by alephnull (man) - Canada (Alberta)

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Awwww you're a true friend op. I wish I had a friend like you :)

#3 - On 02/02/2011 at 7:10pm by sweet_candy_

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Reminds me of Meet the Parents. Appendicitis is serious, tho. You do not want to risk your appendix bursting and spreading infection throughout your body. It's good that you took your friend to the ER... could have saved his life.

#25 - On 02/02/2011 at 8:44pm by Privations

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