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Today, I drove a friend to the emergency room because he thought he had appendicitis. While sitting in the waiting room, I got puked on by a child. My friend's diagnosis? Gas. So he also farted all the way home. FML

I agree, your life sucks (19543) - you deserved it (1956)

On 02/02/2011 at 4:07pm - misc - by alephnull (man) - Canada (Alberta)

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