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Today, I was eating breakfast at an IHOP. As I was eating, the old man sitting directly behind me started discussing every aspect of his spastic colon, in vivid detail. FML

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He shouldn't talk about that when people are eating.

#1 - On 02/02/2011 at 12:54pm by sweet_candy_

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delicious.

#2 - On 02/02/2011 at 12:54pm by italiangurrl

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