Today, I was eating breakfast at an IHOP. As I was eating, the old man sitting directly behind me started discussing every aspect of his spastic colon, in vivid detail. FML
I agree, your life sucks (18178) - you deserved it (2434)
On 02/02/2011 at 9:30am - misc - by Anonymous - United States
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He shouldn't talk about that when people are eating.
#1 - On 02/02/2011 at 12:54pm by sweet_candy_
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+8 | 17
#2 - On 02/02/2011 at 12:54pm by italiangurrl
+5 | 8
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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