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Today, I got married and I'd invited everyone from work including my boss. His way of congratulating me was to mention that I'm out of a job. He said it was a good time to do it because he thought I would be too happy or too drunk to care. FML


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On 01/31/2011 at 4:28am - misc - by freckleboy422 - United States (California)

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wow... I'd throw him out

#1 - On 01/31/2011 at 10:14am by amoyer0418

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Wow, he might actually be the biggest jackass in the whole world. Way to ruin the best day of your life.

I'd say punch him, not just throw him out.

#4 - On 01/31/2011 at 10:21am by sugarcoated

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