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Today, I was at my 3 year-old niece's birthday party. I was swinging on their swing set when she walked directly into my path. I tried to jump off the swing, but I could not stop myself in time. I ended up kicking her in the face and giving her a black eye. Happy birthday! FML
This is why Chuck Norris shouldn't be invited to parties...
today, i turned 3. i got kicked in the face and got a black eye. FML.
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