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Today, I went to the toilet during drama, not because I had to actually go, but because I wanted to play Monopoly on my iPod. I lost track of time and came back twenty minutes later. My whole class listened while I was forced to tell my teacher I'd been really constipated. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5941) - you deserved it (29923)

On 01/06/2011 at 4:56pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Isle of Man

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