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Today, I saw a girl on the subway that I knew so I started waving frantically. She gave me a really weird expression and moved quickly away from me. Then I realised that I only knew her because I had stalked her facebook once. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6249) - you deserved it (36323)

On 12/29/2010 at 11:30am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

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Today, I just found out that my ex girlfriend is gonna be my step mother. FML

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leave the stalking to the corn, fool!

#7 - On 12/29/2010 at 1:01pm by enoughgrace

See in context

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YDI creep

#2 - On 12/29/2010 at 12:56pm by Shikamaru

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