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Today, I swapped a shift so I didn't have to work on new year's eve. An hour later I realized I didn't have anyone to spend it with. I swapped it back. I'll be ringing in the new year with my boss. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20461) - you deserved it (3727)

On 12/29/2010 at 5:18am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

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If you ring his bell, maybe you can get a rise ;)

#1 - On 12/29/2010 at 10:28am by perdix

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hey your getting paid to have someone to spend new years with!

#3 - On 12/29/2010 at 10:42am by randiZ25

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