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By klee - 08/02/2009 05:21 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling in bed. After looking at me for a while he said, "you look better when I'm not wearing my contacts". FML

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By sadgf - 29/03/2009 17:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling on bed watching tv. He gets up at one point and turns the light off and I asked him why. He said "You look better in the dark". FML

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By aspiemeanswell - 05/11/2014 18:49 - Germany - Rudolstadt

Today, my boyfriend gushed for several minutes about how amazing it is that I suddenly look hot when he takes his glasses off. FML

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By ruvru - 10/04/2009 17:13 - United States

Today, while lying next to me, my boyfriend smiled and told me, "I really like your eyes. They're pretty." He paused and then finished with, "They really help your face." FML

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By Anonymous - 06/05/2012 04:41 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I went with my boyfriend to the optometrist for him to buy contact lenses for the first time. He said the detail was much better than glasses. I excitedly asked him if he could see my freckles better now, and after a long and disappointed look at my face, he said "Nope, just more acne." FML

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By JH - 01/07/2010 01:43 - United States

Today, I was making out with my new boyfriend when he pulled away and looked me deeply in the eyes, he smiled and said, "I don't care what anyone else says, I think you're beautiful." FML

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By lucy_g - 02/11/2013 05:06 - United States

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend, feeling pretty low. I said something along the lines of, "You like me even when I look like shit." He replied, "Ah, that's just how you naturally look." FML

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By acnegirl - 26/07/2009 04:29 - United States

Today, I was romantically cuddling with my boyfriend. He looked deep into my eyes, stared lovingly at me, and said, "I never noticed, but you have the most adorable freckles on your face..." Blushing, I tilted my head to the side. He then said, "Oh, never mind, those are just your blackheads." FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2015 19:48 - United States

Today, I woke up next to my boyfriend. He gazed at me, stroked my cheek, and said, "Christ, you really need something for this acne." FML

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By Username - 25/05/2011 16:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me I looked pretty. I said, "Aww, that's the first time you've said that to me." He replied, "Well, it's the first time you've looked pretty." FML

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By hayleediaz - 16/07/2015 17:03 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, my boyfriend told me I looked nice in my profile picture. I began to reply "Aww, thank you!" until he sent another message saying "Mostly because your face isn't in it." FML

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nmk_fml 0

Saturday 14 February 2009 11:12

Everyone else has already said it, but I wanted to chime in, too--if he's nearsighted, it was a compliment.

rcbarnes 24

Saturday 25 February 2012 10:31

LOL---I overlooked that visual minority!

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nmk_fml 0

Saturday 14 February 2009 11:12

Everyone else has already said it, but I wanted to chime in, too--if he's nearsighted, it was a compliment.

rcbarnes 24

Saturday 25 February 2012 10:31

LOL---I overlooked that visual minority!

grritsshay 18

Wednesday 21 May 2014 3:59

Very good point that I didn't even think of haha

Jenh42391 0

Monday 23 February 2009 2:23

what an asshole

hellabella_fml 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 21:04

DUMP THAT ASSHOLE ...or else it's gonna be really shitty down the road. (Unless he was honestly kidding.. but half the time when people are joking they're actually serious)

blueworld_fml 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 5:40

I'm thinking he was going for "even better" without my contacts in...that would've been nice. But I agree with others, i'm nearsighted and when I take off my glasses when I'm close to a girl, they always look prettier. Also, it comes with good line. I tell them "Sometimes, you're all I can see clearly", because I'm so nearsighted that that is actually the truth. They are, up close, as far as I can see clearly.

Cjraven606 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 19:45

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wriptidez 0

Thursday 25 November 2010 11:26

dump him

awesumsar 5

Saturday 15 October 2011 3:42

No sex for him then

laya_fml 26

Sunday 24 February 2013 20:06

You're a blurried eye beauty!

ax1995 9

Tuesday 6 August 2013 20:10

Don't stay with a guy like that, he doesn't deserve it.

ThatSlappinBass 32

Saturday 22 February 2014 14:23

It's alright, OP. He was probably just trying to be cute, and it came out wrong somewhere along the line. Or, he could be a total prick, and you've dumped him by now :P