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Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling in bed. After looking at me for a while he said, "you look better when I'm not wearing my contacts". FML

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On 02/08/2009 at 12:21am - misc - by klee (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

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You're pretty when he's drunk too..

#1 - On 02/08/2009 at 5:46am by factory

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If he's short-sighted then it'd make sense as you'd be in focus close-up but look larger and more detailed, rather than out of focus as you're interpreting it.

#3 - On 02/08/2009 at 10:41am by Lee

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